Some Limericks

Some Limericks

If a limerick's worth writing it's worth writing it filthy I have a theory about limericks and...

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National Paperclip Day

National Paperclip Day

Yes, it's National Paperclip Day. No, really. So I did that poem above and for the sake of SEO or...

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We Are Pigeons

We Are Pigeons

Here we comeWalking down the streetGive the evil eyeTo everyone we meetIn single fileDown the...

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Is There Cheese There?

Is There Cheese There?

The fridge was quite empty, the cupboard was bareThe space where my cheese was, was now filled...

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52 – Week 1

52 – Week 1

As part of my brilliant plan to be more creative this year, I wanted to do more poetry. So I got...

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I’m Sexy and a Poet

I’m Sexy and a Poet

We didn't do poetry at school, as far as I can remember, although we may have skirted it on...

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