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Week 5 – My Cat’s A Wanker
Read more: Week 5 – My Cat’s A WankerWell this poetry thing isn’t going well at all. I’m a week behind and only coming up with partial works. Still, I might as well post what I’ve done, if for no other reason than to show that I’ve not just given up. So here’s this week’s. Or is it last weeks? Anyway, the theme…
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Week 4 – D’ya Wanna?
Read more: Week 4 – D’ya Wanna?This week’s theme was, an invitation. It could be any kind of invitation and at first I thought I’d do one called, Come to the Orgy. I got as far as Come to the orgy We can have such fun You can take me in the kitchen And I’ll do you up the…. And then…
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52 – Week 3 – This Is Me
Read more: 52 – Week 3 – This Is MeThis weeks theme is my exposed body. I suspect this was meant to be an attempt at getting me to write an honest (brutally so) poem that left me exposed as a “good” poet should. However, since I tend to write in character I had a lot of trouble getting into it. Consequentially, this is…
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52 – Week 2 – Doing My Exercise
Read more: 52 – Week 2 – Doing My ExerciseDoing my exercise I’ve been running about round the park like a twat And it’s too bloody cold and I’m too bloody fat I’ve forgotten my gloves and I ain’t got an ‘at And the shorts that I’m in make me look like a prat There are dogs on those leads that are too bloody…
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52 – Week 1
Read more: 52 – Week 1As part of my brilliant plan to be more creative this year, I wanted to do more poetry. So I got this book called, 52 by Jo Bell, which provides a different prompt for each week. You also get a little discussion and one or two example poems on that weeks theme. So I’m doing…