Yes, it’s National Paperclip Day.
No, really.
So I did that poem above and for the sake of SEO or something, here it is again in text form.
You’re welcome.
Pretty little curvy thing
Shiny as can be
Keeping all my papers
In a tidy stack for me
How I love the way you
Gently grip my sheets
Holding them so firmly
Keeping them so neat
You’re better than a staple
Or a paperweight to me
My papers never move around
Because you’re stationery
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